November

NO NUT CAT

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Ate a whole bowl of nuts on Halloween. Vet said no more nuts.

Peanut sitting on the floor, looking up at the calendar
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The window

The squirrels throw nuts at me from the tree. Tap them before they land in my kitchen. Three land and I lose. 30 seconds.

The kitchen window over the sink, three grey squirrels in an autumn tree outside
Peanut up on his back legs with one paw raised to swat

Time 30

Swatted 0

Landed 0 of 3

Best 0

Space works too. It swats the closest nut.

The gang

Gary, a big grey squirrel holding a walnut with a smug face

GaryThe big one. Sits on my window with a walnut. For hours.

A thin nervous grey squirrel with a torn ear holding an almond

TwitchNervous. Throws almonds. Misses a lot. Still counts.

A small grey squirrel with puffed cheeks holding a pistachio

CheeksThe small one. Has the pistachios. Knows it.

What happened

Peanut lying next to a knocked over bowl of nuts on Halloween night, very full

October 31. The bowl was just sitting there.

Peanut sitting sadly on a steel vet table

November 1. The vet said two words. No nuts.

The nut jar up on the high shelf, Peanut looking up at it from the floor

The jar went up on the high shelf. I watch it every day at 6.

Groceries

  • Walnuts
  • Almonds
  • Pistachios
  • Cat food, the kind with no nuts

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